if you’re a techie… you may never have had the chance to play with a womans melons- (a.k.a titties, tatas, knockers, warlocks, garganchouans, flourbags, tig ol’ bitties and big ol’ titties). This is your first chance to see what they can do. Techies, this app is for you.
So you want to free your iphone, huh. Well take off that orange jump suit its wearing and get ready for this. However, you should know that to jailbreak your iphone you’re going to have to “downgrade” your software.
Its called the 3g fuzzy downloader
and it should walk you through all of your steps simply.
Leave some comments if you’ve used it.
if you’re looking for a download program that is apple compatible look no further… unless there’s a hot babe way beyond this post! (sorry bad joke)
here is the link - it’s called tomatoe
be sure to leave some comments or feedback so other users know if it’s good… or if it sucks like your freshman homecoming date.
you can CREATE YOUR OWN post and entertain hundreds of people per day. However, you must be writing about one of the following things:
a) iphones
b) anything other than iphones
c) disneyland - can also be pronounced “did-knee-laaand” with a lazy roaming eye and twitch
or
d) a turtle
This site gets about 8,000 visitors per month so get your awesomeness together and register on the left column, down towards the middle of the page where it says “register.”
Make up a name and password and then login to the site. After that you’re ready to make your own post!
go do it. yadimean? (a.k.a ya’ll know what i mean?)
-Eric Chen
Folks, this does not have to do with apple’s iphone, but rather apple’s lap tops. For some unexplained reason (like the existence of Dick Cheney) there has been a DIY kit created to swap out the apple logo on your macbook to an LCD display screen. Check out the picture below, because this is awesome. This may be cooler than the revolution of the Tamagotchi back in the 90’s… but still not as cool as a Belgium Waffle House.
I would like to take the time to open this post up and have some of you iPhoneNova.com users share in the comments section what you will put on your apple’s LCD Screen. This is what I would put:
-A static picture of an Orange…
- A picture of Obama
- A picture of McCain fingering a British clown with his pinky toe (pinky toe?)
-A reoccurring 15 second video of the youtube clip below. the one where the fat kid is screaming about falling out of his seat on an amusement park ride. hysterical.
-Donald Trump Smoking a Bleezy with Michael Phelps, both of whom are eating shirtless at a Belguim Waffel House playing with Tomagatchis and appear to have the munchies… Directly across from them is Dick Cheyney with a remarkably familair looking clown with a British accent.
Now please comment on what you would put. It must be good so put some thought into it.
Last week I scored a one way ticket on the Bonedown express headed towards Lay Town… with a woman! This was all thanks to my new iPhone app- iWingman.
All you have to do is enter the woman’s intelligence and then race- then the app will generate a pick-up line that is perfect for her!
Click on the pictures if you’d like to view the pics. www.iwingman.net“>
I was searching for some good download sites yesterday and I came across this one:
they’ve got over 160 downloads and unlike girls from Santa Barbara… they’re all pretty clean. In other words, you won’t get the Herp-Gerp from downloading one of these games.
Here are some facts if you are looking to design a new iPhone application. Obviously if you want to design a product (like an iphone app) you want to know the market and it’s percentages.
After looking at the results, it’s clear that there is NO market for a Mobile Mormon Verse of the Day application. Also, it is clear that there may be a game application market for Jews to remember where they are hiding their pots of gold (there can be so many that it’s hard to remember and fun to play).
Here is a list of the top iPhone app markets and some specs. on them:
Similar to Lindsay Lohan’s inconsistency in sexual preferences, Apple has been going back and forth in regards to “adult” content and sexy iPhone applications.
It’s rumored that in 3.0 they will doing an NC-17 build allowing mature content to come through the app store.
If you haven’t already. Be sure to check out www.pureiporn.com. You never know if you’re going to get out of class early and need a quick hand to gland beat down sesh in the bathroom.
If you’re interested in checking out some racy apps right now check out this link:
www.iphonetoot.com
This is a great way to sneak popcorn into the movie theater… though it’s probably why they want you to keep your cell phones off. Disclaimer: if your friends are high, do not show this to them. My friend Luke tried to put hot butter on my iPhone.
